Credit Card Uses
We often talk about managing debt, and buying stuff but I thought I’d take a humorous look at other uses for our credit cards. I mean they don’t just look pretty with their shiny holograms and fancy numbers on the top.
Credit Card Security
Sometimes, you might just by happen chance end up in jail or some other unforgiving environment. What do you do if you’re defenseless and without a weapon? You could use your credit card to purchase a shoelace, a glove, some tylenol and go all Macgyver and create something, or you could just use your credit card as outlined here.
A few easy steps and you have your own prison shank. I can’t tell you how many times that’s saved my ass, and it’s honestly the only time that MasterCard has lived up to it’s promise and give me a life of reward and happiness that I only dreamt about before.
Get What You Want Using Your Credit Card
Now you could BUY shit with your credit card, but if you want to stay out of debt, what better way than to use your credit card to prop open doors and have at whatever you want!
Just a few simple steps and you’re on your way to taking anything you want, and for everything else, there’s MasterCard!
Just remember, if none of these things interest you, you can just go back to buying stuff with it and going further into debt!
Disclaimer: This is all in jest
Tags: Humor, Credit, Opinion, Credit Cards
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